M.I.A. Joe Biden has finally been found

Disoriented and "freezing his g**d*** nuts off," a naked Vice President Joe Biden reportedly awoke Thursday morning on an autopsy table in the Office of the Chief Medical Examiner, White House sources confirmed.

http://www.theblaze.com/blog/2013/10/22/m-i-a-joe-biden-has-finally-been-found/